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Knife Fight (dream)
Monday 22 September 2008 - 12:21:13
I was driving to school, but it was late at night and I was lost. I stopped by a hotel that was in some kind of shopping center and somehow lost my keys. I didn't realize this until I went back to my car and the only thing in my pocket was one of those leatherman multi-tools. I started going through all the tools, thinking maybe my key was in there, but as soon as I extended the knife attachment, some guy walks up and says "Wanna have a knife fight?" and pulls out a switchblade. I tell him that my knife is entirely unsuited for fighting and that he'll have to go somewhere else to start a fight. The guy keeps following me around, making comments about how much he likes fighting with knives, and a bunch of knife-related innuendo, when I finally find my keys and try to jump into my car before he can react, but he stabs at my crotch and I wake up quite suddenly...

I go back to sleep, and there are a bunch of people trying to get across some kind of canyon. Problem is, there is a big gorilla (like King Kong) sleeping on the other side. Someone gets the bright idea to try and jump a bicycle across while carrying a rope for everyone else to cross with. I was freaked out the whole time because there was *no way* they were going to make that jump. I got distracted by some plant that I found that was making a weird cricket sound, and I don't know if they ever got across.
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June 13, 2009
Thursday 21 August 2008 - 09:45:22
That's the date Marisa and I are getting married at the Great Lakes Science Center! Now we just have to do everything else there is to put on a wedding!
[Submitted by Erik Hughes]
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Blast from the Past
Wednesday 02 July 2008 - 10:07:24
I was just searching the usenet archives on google groups and came across a post I made in July of 1996:

Hi there, just thought I would tell everyone about my first trip from
MG seeds. It was last Sunday and me and a friend were out riding around,
when I saw one of those garden centers and thought what the hell, let's
see if they have any. So I go in and buy about 5 packages of seeds at
$1.29 apiece. They were about 3.5 grams each, there were some other
brands, but they generally weighed less and cost more.
  So while I'm driving home I decide to start eating them right there
in the car. I get through about 2 1/4 of them and dont think I can take
anymore, and by this time I am home anyway. First thing I notice about
30 minutes later is a sick bloated feeling, which I kind of expected. I
am not the type to get sick and puke, but about 15 minutes after that, I
think I'm gonna have major regurgitation, so I look around and find some
pepto-bismol. It helps for about 5 minutes and the nausea is back, then I
remember that dramamine helps this kind of thing, so I hop in the car
and drive to the Giant Eagle. No luck there, and by this time things are
starting to get a little more colorful, but it is taking all of my willpower
not to hurl. I try the Acme, but they don't have any either, I start to
panic. I go to K-Mart and thank whatever gods are watching me when I
finally spot the Dramamine II(less drowsy formula) and rush to the
checkout. Before I am even out the door, I have popped one of those
suckers and go back home.
  I decide to sit out on the deck for a while and notice that the sky
has what looks like the veins in an elm leaf running all over it. "Check
out the sky." I tell my roommate. She looks at me like OK, whatever. Things
are starting to get extremely wierd and while in the bathroom I notice
that my pupils have grown to cover about the whole surface of my eye. Not
noticable at all (unless you're blind.) Just then, my other roommate
asks me if I am ready to go, and I say "Go where?" "To the drive-in." He
tells me. I had totally forgotten that we were all going to the movies
tonight. Even worse, a girl I am dating is going with us and I am totally
losing touch with reality. At least my stomach stopped bothering me. So
we all hop in the back of the truck, all ten of us.(Damn good deal, $10
for a carload) And go see Independance Day and Broken Arrow. It was supposed
to storm that night and the rain held off through the first movie, but
there was still lightning, and to me, the movie wasn't just on the screen
anymore. I was seeing jets fly right off the edge and into the sky. I
think I will have to see it again because I missed most of the effects.
Whenever there was any kind of pattern on the screen, it shifted and
rotated until I couldn't tell what I was looking at. The only way I could
tell who was talking was listening to the voices, their faces just
made no sense. Did anyone else notice that Data from Star Trek played
the scientist? (just wondered) The worst thing was the mosquitos, they
were all over the place, and with my senses in turmoil, they were
everywhere I looked on my body, so I just ignored them all. (even the real
ones, I was covered with bites the next day.) At one point in the movie,
the president is giving a speech to everyone, and it pumped me up so
much that I just yelled "YES!", everyone thinks I'm a little strange
anyway. During Broken Arrow, it looked like John Travolta was having
terrible facial spasms, and everyone seemed to have broken out in facial
warts. I almost asked my date if they were real, but then I remembered that
she still had no idea I was tripping. After the movies, the ride home
still felt like I was watching a movie. I came home and went to bed, still
tripping hard 7 hours after taking the seeds.
  My recommendation, try them. Definitely take a Dramamine first, but
it was very similar to acid, and legal too.

[Submitted by Anthony Overbrook]
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Ironic quote of the day
Friday 20 June 2008 - 09:28:18
From Salon:

"If this [sassafras] oil had been used to produce Ecstasy tablets, millions of people would have suffered," he said.
Yes, such horrible suffering!
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About consciousness
Thursday 12 June 2008 - 16:12:25
I found a fascinating article at the NeuroLogica Blog discussing whether the mind is separate from the brain, and I agree completely with the author's conclusions:

Likewise, perhaps consciousness is what emerges when the brain is actively engaged in its various functions. When we are perceiving stimuli, keeping information in our working memory and manipulating it, carrying on an internal conversation with ourselves, etc. - all of these things add up to consciousness without the need for any extra added thing. In this sense consciousness in an emergent phenomenon - not a new law of nature or a bit of mysterious magic. While I admit it is difficult to fully comprehend this notion, I find it the most compelling of all the options.

Chalmers’ primary objection comes down to - why do we experience anything? Why aren’t we zombies - carrying out all the functions we ascribe to consciousness without being conscious. I think the simple answer is - what’s the difference? What if carrying out all the functions of consciousness IS consciousness?
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Memorial Weekend
Wednesday 02 April 2008 - 15:12:51
Since we won't be able to attend Gaian Mind this year, we are seriously considering attending Wicker Burning Man at Four Quarters instead. It's a local Burn, and will definitely give us a good first camping trip for the year!
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